Dear Diary,

I’ve started a new book! I found it in the rubbish outside and thought I would give it a whirl. It seems like a rather long book, but I flipped through the pages and realized how annoying it is going to be to read! Half the pages don’t have words on then, or are upside down! Its nonsense really. But alas, one thing my sister taught me is to never a judge a book by its cover!

I’ll keep you updated diary!

Until then,
Vinnie