Dear Diary,
While I still haven’t come up with a creative way to generate a novel, I decided to share my Green Eggs and Ham novel!
I am Sam, Sam I am
That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like that Sam-I-am
do you like
green grass and cann?
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not like green grass and cann.
Would you like them here or there?
I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like green grass and cann.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am
would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green grass and cann.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Would you smoke them in a box?
Would you smoke them with a fox?
Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not smoke them here or there.
I would not smoke them anywhere.
I would not smoke green grass and cann.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Would you? Could you? In a car?
Smoke them! Smoke them!
Here they are.
I would not, could not, in a car
you may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree?
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I do mot like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green grass and cann.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
A train! A train! A train! A train!
Could you, would you on a train?
Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not smoke them with a mouse
I will not smoke them in a house.
I will not smoke them here or there.
I will not smoke them anywhere.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you; could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not, in the dark.
Would you; could you, in the rain?
I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not smoke them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
You do not like green grass and cann?
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Could you; would you, with a goat?
I would not, could not. With a goat!
Would you; could you, on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not smoke them in the rain.
I will not smoke them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not smoke them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like green grass and cann!
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
You do not like them. SO you say.
Try them! Try them! And you may. Try them and you may I say.
Sam! If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see.
Say! I like green grass and cann!
I do! I like them; Sam-I-am
And I would smoke them in a boat!
And I would smoke them with a goat…
And I will smoke them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good so good you see!
But the box shut him out
And the fox ran about
And the house closed its doors
The mouse hid in the floor
I will not smoke them here and there
I will not smoke them anywhere
I do not like green grass and cann