It has come to my attention that today in the women’s lavatory someone has vandalized the walls. This type of radical behavior is absolutely unacceptable and will not be tolerated. To make matters worse, it appears that this delinquent carried out their vandalization by quoting a BOOK which everyone knows are BANNED. Our school guards have identified the quote as being from Ray Bradbury’s Fahrenheit 451. The vulgar quote is as follows

[VIEWER  DISCRETION IS ADVISED, CHILDREN ARE PROHIBITED FROM READING THE FOLLOWING]:

“Everyone must leave something behind when he dies.”

If you have any information about this vandal or illegal books, contact my office immediately.