So with all this thought and talk of physical books versus digital, how good Dances on Draxghr is, lending my physical copy to a stranger and then having to more or less hire a motley crew to chase this stranger down to return my physical copy of Dances on Draxghr (which was almost totally destroyed by the way), I’ve forgotten one of the most important things in life right now: I’m a college student.

A word to the wise: when your professor asks you where you’ve been and where all your overdue homework is, maybe avoid saying that you skipped town chasing after a relic of the distant past.