Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Old Book

My name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B and that’s all. You may have followed me through my younger years. Well, I’m a senior in college now and I’m studying technology. I walked into my first class of the semester this year. It was supposed to be a digital studies class, but my first assignment is to read this stupid, old book about temperature or something. Yuck! Do people even read books anymore? I haven’t read a book in years. The closest I get to reading a book now is scrolling though my Twitter timeline every night before I got to bed. I don’t have time to read real books. I barely have time to fit in my weekly television shows. I have to give this book a shot though if I want to get a good grade in this class so I’ll let you all know how it is when I’m done.


(P.S. My professor wants us to destroy our book when we are done with it. I can’t believe we have permission to do that! I’m excited to finish it now.)